Wow! Mrs Stanley has a secret talent! She has written this poem to send her best wishes to you all; thank you Mrs S.
Hi there children, Mrs Stanley here
I’m sat in the garden having a beer
I should be in school, answering the phone
Listening to teachers having a moan,
Checking the registers everyday
Ringing the parents who forgot to say
“my child’s not in, they’re really quite ill
Doctor has seen them and prescribed a pill.”
Instead I’m at home most of the time
Ridding my house from all of its grime
Decorating, baking, knitting and reading
Hours in the garden doing the weeding.
I hope you are all doing your work
Stopping your parents from going beserk,
Doing PE each day with Joe Wicks
Staying at home to prevent getting sick.
Reading along with Miss Hardy at teatime
Watching NJS Grease and seeing us all mime,
Maths in the morning with year 3 Miss Watson
Monday to Friday, another week has gone!
We’re listening to Boris and staying at home
No school, no MacDonalds, no streets to roam,
Drawing dinosaurs and painting rainbows
Staying safe and watching flowers grow.
Out in my garden, I can hear birds singing
But I can’t wait for the days when the school bell is ringing,
I’m missing you all, children, parents and staff
Hoping Mr Moody will make us all laugh.
So, let’s do as we’re told, let’s stay in
Let Mum, in an evening, have her gin,
Do some work, have some fun,
Get in the garden and enjoy the sun.
Let the weeks hurry past
And let schools not be the last
To return to the norm
And get back into form!
Stay safe everyone and hope to see you soon,
Mrs Stanley xx
